DON'T BE STUPID

Shell we vote:

baseball caps = yes
baseball caps = no

or maybe,

sunglasses = yes
sunglasses = no

I think this one is a very important vote. Although sunglasses protect your
eyes from the sun still, some people might think that you look silly and
this changes absolutely everything. So since the opinion of the others
regarding the sunglasses can not be ignored we must evaluate the validity
of the sunglasses in public areas to avoid civil and religious wars.
In fact, I personally think that sunglasses vs. no-sunglasses is almost like
Christianity vs. Islam. Do you reckon there are more Christians then
Muslims? If yes, then maybe we could vote and then by the power of the
majority we could get Muslims to believe in Christ. What do you think?
I strongly believe that democracy and voting could be solution to everything
in every aspect of our life. I think smokers are in minority as well and we
should vote to eradicate them, maybe even put them on a deserted island and
if they don't comply with the decision of the majority maybe ... just maybe
we could bomb the hell out of them and burn their homes to protect
democracy and freedom, so to speak.

Anyway, I think you should get a life, mate! Compile a kernel or something.