Ciro The Spider-Man <usenet-harvested@asgardnet.org> says...
>
>Guy Macon <http://www.guymacon.com> mumbled:
>>
>> Slackware 10.0 is the *real* OS X.
>> All the other operating systems use old recycled ones and zeros
>> with scuff marks, cracks, and other damage, but Slackware Linux
>> uses only 100% extra-virgin bits. If you have ever had a zero
>> bit crack in half and jam the pipeline in your Xeon processor,
>> you know how important it is to only use fresh bits. Also,
>> Slackware uses a special bit lube that lets the bits slide in
>> and out of those tiny little bit storage cells that you see in
>> modern RAM chips.
>>
>> ...and you can quote me on that!
>
>I almost reamed you for neglecting the C&C warning, then I remembered I
>was already done reading NANAE.
>
>Damned funny tho.

Do you think it's funny enough to be a mod quote?

(I gave someone a perfect setup for a followup joke with the
"bit lube" and "slide in and out" parts...)