On Wed, 23 Jun 2004 13:42:58 -0700, Guy Macon mumbled:
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> Ciro The Spider-Man <usenet-harvested@asgardnet.org> says...
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>>Guy Macon <http://www.guymacon.com> mumbled:
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>>> Slackware 10.0 is the *real* OS X.
>>> All the other operating systems use old recycled ones and zeros
>>> with scuff marks, cracks, and other damage, but Slackware Linux
>>> uses only 100% extra-virgin bits. If you have ever had a zero
>>> bit crack in half and jam the pipeline in your Xeon processor,
>>> you know how important it is to only use fresh bits. Also,
>>> Slackware uses a special bit lube that lets the bits slide in
>>> and out of those tiny little bit storage cells that you see in
>>> modern RAM chips.
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>>> ...and you can quote me on that!
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>>I almost reamed you for neglecting the C&C warning, then I remembered I
>>was already done reading NANAE. 
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>>Damned funny tho.
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> Do you think it's funny enough to be a mod quote?
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Definitely. 'Course that may or may not mean all that much depending on
the going exchange rate on my opinion.
> (I gave someone a perfect setup for a followup joke with the
> "bit lube" and "slide in and out" parts...)
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I was choking too hard to make any comebacks.
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Yeah really, if someone is going to pick a fight on Internet, THIS is
no place to expect to win it. Too bad the shattered corpses of the
past don't stack up for such losers to see.
-Quaestor on NANAE