"If the Church of the SubGenius were... ['a favorite pasttime of the
educated lower-class to poke fun at those of above them, who would
rather others didn't forget they were above [sic] ] ... I believe it
would be harmless'" says Ed Hurst, Christian Hedonist and Southern
Baptist Preacher. Preacher Ed, or "Ed The Hed" as he was likely known
in the 1970's, is clearly an individual who has overcome some
considerable disadvantages in the literacy department. Like most
spacecases of his generation, it's lucky he has any braincells left at
all. We just haven't taken the time to convert this man! The fault is
all ours, not his.

I was trying to get out of the door and on the road, then I saw this
post. In my delay upon reading it I missed a horrible traffic accident
by mere minutes. Praise Preacher Ed! Praise "Bob"! Praise the Lord!
Praise the BVM! Praise angels!

These miraculous incidents happen all the time! Then again, people
drive very badly.