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Re: Universal Database Access -- Anus (continued)

This is a discussion on Re: Universal Database Access -- Anus (continued) within the Informix forums, part of the Database Server Software category; --> http://vd.tat.mylinuxisp.com/catalog/ said: > Source: http://vd.tat.mylinuxisp.com/catalog/ > > To demonstrate the flexibility of Anus, two > menus - Condom and ...


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Old 04-20-2008, 08:00 AM
Obnoxio The Chav
 
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Default Re: Universal Database Access -- Anus (continued)



http://vd.tat.mylinuxisp.com/catalog/ said:
> Source: http://vd.tat.mylinuxisp.com/catalog/
>
> To demonstrate the flexibility of Anus, two
> menus - Condom and Spamazon -- are completely
> created and implemented by dynamic Java.
>
> CONDOM
> ------
> Notepad
> Execute
> Font10
> Font12
> Font14
> dbm_select ()
> dbm_list (...)
> dbm_open (...)
> dbm_save (...)
> Limit Rows
> evalForSelectedLines...
> Describe Source...
> Display Hotporn in Widescreen Mode
> Fart Web Server
> Interrupt booger thread
>
> SPAMAZON
> ------
> Topmost
> Bottom
> Hide Tool
> asp/jsp
> Javascript
> Jython


Excuse me, but this *is* irrelevant...?

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