Hello Dear Friends:

Here is a message by "walterbird" I read on the Yahoo financial message
board - I just had to share!

<quote>
Europe: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?

Darl: It is I, CEO Darl, and these are my knights of the Board of Directors.
Whose castle is this?

Europe: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Linus.

Darl: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred
quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in
our quest for the Holy Linux License.

Europe: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's
already got one, you see?

Darl: What?

Sontag: He says they've already *got* one!

Darl: (confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?

Europe: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs. (to the other soldierEurope I told 'em
we've already *got* one!

(they snicker)

Darl: (taken a bit off balance) Well... ah, um... Can we come up and have a
look?

Europe: Of course not! You are Lindon types.

Darl: Well, what are you then?

Europe: (Indignant) Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous
accent, you silly CEO?!

Kevin: What are you doing using Linux?

Europe: Mind your own business!

Darl: If you will not show us the Infringing Code, we shall take your castle
by force!

Europe: You don't frighten us, Lindon pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms,
son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Darl Keeeng"! You
and all your silly Lindon Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!

(the soldier proceeds to bang on his helmet with his hands and stick out his
tongue at the knights, maCEO strange noises.)

Kevin: What a strange person.

Darl: (getting mad) Now look here, my good ma--

Europe: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal
food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a
hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Kevin: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

Europe: No!! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

(pause)

Darl: Now this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable....

Europe: (to four other soldiers, standing behind him on the rampart) Fetchez
la vache.

Other Soldier: qua?

Europe: Fetchez la vache!

(the other soldiers are seen leading a cow... mooing noises)

Darl: (continued) ...if you do not agree to my commands, than I shall--

(Boing! The cow goes flying through the air over the rampart...

Darl: Jesus Christ!
</quote>

This one's for you Tony.

Linux 62
SCO 0

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Q: How can you tell when an SCO reprentative is telling the truth?
A: I don't know, it hasn't happened yet!

8^)

Best regards,

Brian

Brian <brian@stanley-park.com> wrote:
>Hello Dear Friends:

>Here is a message by "walterbird" I read on the Yahoo financial message
>board - I just had to share!

><quote>
>Europe: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?

>Darl: It is I, CEO Darl, and these are my knights of the Board of Directors.
>Whose castle is this?

>Europe: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Linus.

>Darl: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred
>quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in
>our quest for the Holy Linux License.

>Europe: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's
>already got one, you see?

>Darl: What?

>Sontag: He says they've already *got* one!

>Darl: (confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?

>Europe: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs. (to the other soldierEurope I told 'em
>we've already *got* one!

>(they snicker)

>Darl: (taken a bit off balance) Well... ah, um... Can we come up and have a
>look?

>Europe: Of course not! You are Lindon types.

>Darl: Well, what are you then?

>Europe: (Indignant) Ah'm French! Why do you think I have this out-rrrageous
>accent, you silly CEO?!

>Kevin: What are you doing using Linux?

>Europe: Mind your own business!

>Darl: If you will not show us the Infringing Code, we shall take your castle
>by force!

>Europe: You don't frighten us, Lindon pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms,
>son of a silly person! Ah blow my nose at you, so-called "Darl Keeeng"! You
>and all your silly Lindon Knnnnnnnn-ighuts!!!

>(the soldier proceeds to bang on his helmet with his hands and stick out his
>tongue at the knights, maCEO strange noises.)

>Kevin: What a strange person.

>Darl: (getting mad) Now look here, my good ma--

>Europe: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal
>food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a
>hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

>Kevin: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

>Europe: No!! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

>(pause)

>Darl: Now this is your last chance! I've been more than reasonable....

>Europe: (to four other soldiers, standing behind him on the rampart) Fetchez
>la vache.

>Other Soldier: qua?

>Europe: Fetchez la vache!

>(the other soldiers are seen leading a cow... mooing noises)

>Darl: (continued) ...if you do not agree to my commands, than I shall--

>(Boing! The cow goes flying through the air over the rampart...

>Darl: Jesus Christ!
></quote>

>This one's for you Tony.


Once again demonstrating that you lack even the begiinings of a clue
wrt my positions on this..

But it's still funny :-)

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In article <aDdQb.237673$JQ1.84777@pd7tw1no>,
Brian <brian@stanley-park.com> wrote:
>tongue at the knights, maCEO strange noises.)

Now, *that's* amusing

John
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