(Sung to The Tune of "Be Our Guest" from
Disney's "Beauty and the Beast")

Be a troll! Be a troll!
Let disruption be your goal -
Anything that you can do to draw attention to your role
Egoboo can be nice
Get your fix at any price
You can make entire newsgroups into clucking little birdcoops

Be a troll! Be a troll!
Pound their patience into coal
Tell the regulars they have no sense of flair
Insult their mothers too and their manners, pfoo!
Be a troll, be a troll, be a troll!

Make them burn, make them freeze
Sing of people scratching fleas
Snigger at the woes of others who are forced upon their knees
Stress and fear, jealous rage
Let them be your guiding gauge
Then accuse the quiet suckers all as nosy mother****ers

Don't be small, don't be tame
Show you have no sense of shame
Just enrage them til on stage the heads will roll
You love to shrill out flame, it's all a giant game
Be a troll, dig a hole, you're a troll.

Flaming dues, barbeques
Ought to wake 'em where they snooze
Don't forget to douse the fires with proof 307 booze
(song tangent) : 307 Ale my friends, 307 Ale!
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale!...
(ahem) Feed them slugs, feed them snails
Put their legs between their tails
And so what if you are hated cuz their nerves are really grated

When you leave, do salute
give that middle finger toot
And be proud of your achievements in your soul
For you have shown that they are evil in their way
You're a troll-l-l-l, says our poll-l-l-l, you're a troll-l-l-l!


- Words by Leslie Fish and Gary McGath.


--
Guy Macon, Electronics Engineer & Project Manager for hire.
Remember Doc Brown from the _Back to the Future_ movies? Do you
have an "impossible" engineering project that only someone like
Doc Brown can solve? My resume is at http://www.guymacon.com/

I hope you're just spoofing the headers because if you're this guy, I'm sure
glad I don't work with you...

http://www.guymacon.com/

"Fao, Sean" <enceladus311@yahoo.comI-WANT-NO-SPAM> wrote in message
news:BIQmb.129987$qj6.8693083@news1.news.adelphia. net... 68.170.76.158

> I hope you're just spoofing the headers because if you're this guy, I'm
sure
> glad I don't work with you...

What a nice thing to say. You seen like such a nice person.

I'd love to learn from the likes of Guy Macon.

!christian

Fao, Sean <enceladus311@yahoo.comI-WANT-NO-SPAM> says...
>
>I hope you're just spoofing the headers because if you're this guy,
>I'm sure glad I don't work with you...
>
>http://www.guymacon.com/

Why not? My coworkers seem to enjoy working with me.

--
Guy Macon, Electronics Engineer & Project Manager for hire.
Remember Doc Brown from the _Back to the Future_ movies? Do you
have an "impossible" engineering project that only someone like
Doc Brown can solve? My resume is at http://www.guymacon.com/

!christian <seraphim76rhino@comcast.net> says...

>I'd love to learn from the likes of Guy Macon.

<blush />


--
Guy Macon, Electronics Engineer & Project Manager for hire.
Remember Doc Brown from the _Back to the Future_ movies? Do you
have an "impossible" engineering project that only someone like
Doc Brown can solve? My resume is at http://www.guymacon.com/

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 21:00:57 +0000,
Guy Macon <http://www.guymacon.com/> wrote:

>
>Fao, Sean <enceladus311@yahoo.comI-WANT-NO-SPAM> says...
>>
>>I hope you're just spoofing the headers because if you're this guy,
>>I'm sure glad I don't work with you...
>>
>>http://www.guymacon.com/
>
>Why not? My coworkers seem to enjoy working with me.

And why should they not?

Message-ID: <BIQmb.129987$qj6.8693083@news1.news.adelphia.ne t>
tells a lot about "Fao, Sean" and there's no reason to pay any
attention to him.
Let him crawl back under whatever stone he came from, and
forget about him