I am having trouble configuring the endochronic kernel
extension of Slackware 27.1. Slackware 27.0 worked fine.

I set my NNTP-8 module to post 256 seconds into the past,
but my posts end up 256 years in the past - back in the
early 21st century!

I tested the other endochronic functions and they work fine;
patches for new exploits get applied a day before the exploit
is discovered, spam deletions happen an hour before the spam
arrives, my disk access time is still minus 0.1ms, and automated
backups finish seconds before the data loss. It's only the
NNTP-8 module that is going too far into the past.

I invoked the A.I. troubleshooter, but it came up with a
causality error. I got the same error with Virtual Bob.

I am running a Hasbro Quantum Personal Computer with 32,768
McDonalds Pentium 17 clones, 128 Zettabytes of RAM and a
16 Xennabyte RAID-37 array. I disabled the neural interface
and turned of the Yugo/Smuckers/Microsoft/Muzac Windows
compatibility subsystem, but got the same error.

What am I doing wrong?

--
Guy Macon IX, Lunar Free Trade Zone, Luna, Solar System,
Milky Way, Multiverse 7177.

On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 09:10:08 +0000, Guy Macon <> wrote:
> I am having trouble configuring the endochronic kernel
> extension of Slackware 27.1. Slackware 27.0 worked fine.
[...]
> What am I doing wrong?

You're forgetting to take your medication. Hope that helps.


--
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- Douglas Adams

Guy Macon <http://www.guymacon.com> writes:
>
>
> What am I doing wrong?
>
You didn't use enough thiotimoline.


Jack
--
Vlad, Heisenberg & Thomas: The originators of FUD.

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On 2003-11-04, Guy Macon <> wrote:
>
> I am having trouble configuring the endochronic kernel
> extension of Slackware 27.1. Slackware 27.0 worked fine.

Which kernel--Arnoldix or Kelnix?

- --keith

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On Tue, Nov 04, 2003 at 01:10:08AM PST, wrote
in article <Xb-dnZdLnqOY8DqiRVn-sg@speakeasy.net>:

> I am having trouble configuring the endochronic kernel
> extension of Slackware 27.1. Slackware 27.0 worked fine.

> What am I doing wrong?

a quick peek at your headers tell me that you're *still* using IPv4
please to be usink something more up-to-date.

i know this is slackware, and old technology is very well supported,
but don't push it by trying to run museum grade technology with these
latest kernels.


HTH,
Jurgen.

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Jurgen Philippaerts <jurgen@see.my.pgp.key> says...
>
>> I am having trouble configuring the endochronic kernel
>> extension of Slackware 27.1. Slackware 27.0 worked fine.
>
>> What am I doing wrong?
>
>a quick peek at your headers tell me that you're *still* using IPv4
>please to be usink something more up-to-date.
>
>i know this is slackware, and old technology is very well supported,
>but don't push it by trying to run museum grade technology with these
>latest kernels.

You are the wind beneath my wings...



--
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Doc Brown from the _Back to the Future_ movies? Do you have a
"challenging" engineering project that only an expert like Doc
Brown can solve? See my resume at [ http://www.guymacon.com ].

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On Tue, 04 Nov 2003 17:54:46 GMT, Jurgen Philippaerts <jurgen@see.my.pgp.key> wrote:
>> What am I doing wrong?
>
> a quick peek at your headers tell me that you're *still* using IPv4
> please to be usink something more up-to-date.
>
> i know this is slackware, and old technology is very well supported,
> but don't push it by trying to run museum grade technology with these
> latest kernels.

You should talk, Jurgen...

I notice you said 'peek' - what - you still using your eyes and a
display?

Talk about museum grade hardware!

Microsoft may still suck at OSs, but their nueral interface hardware
(born out of their mouse-making department) is top-notch, even better
than Logiteck's.

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AthlonRob <junkmail@axpr.net> says...
>
>Jurgen Philippaerts <jurgen@see.my.pgp.key> wrote:
>>
>> a quick peek at your headers tell me that you're *still* using IPv4
>> please to be usink something more up-to-date.
>>
>> i know this is slackware, and old technology is very well supported,
>> but don't push it by trying to run museum grade technology with these
>> latest kernels.
>
>You should talk, Jurgen...
>
>I notice you said 'peek' - what - you still using your eyes and a
>display?
>
>Talk about museum grade hardware!
>
>Microsoft may still suck at OSs, but their nueral interface hardware
>(born out of their mouse-making department) is top-notch, even better
>than Logiteck's.

You people are still using *Computers*?? I am whistling into my
phone at 56Kbps and doing the trellis encoding in my head. I can
decode audio and video files in real-time, but decrypting PGP
files without the key slows me down a bit...


--
Guy Macon, Electronics Engineer and Project Manager. Remember
Doc Brown from the _Back to the Future_ movies? Do you have a
"challenging" engineering project that only an expert like Doc
Brown can solve? See my resume at [ http://www.guymacon.com ].

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On Tue, Nov 04, 2003 at 08:43:09PM PST, wrote
in article <98-dnfzS84Vv4jWiRVn-tg@speakeasy.net>:

> You people are still using *Computers*?? I am whistling into my
> phone at 56Kbps and doing the trellis encoding in my head. I can

<sound of jaw dropping and hitting floor>
56Kbps ?!#%^&!
how old is your cellphone ?


Jurgen.

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Jurgen Philippaerts <jurgen@see.my.pgp.key> says...

>56Kbps ?!#%^&!
>how old is your cellphone ?

Cellphone? I use a spark-gap transmitter to send morse code.
My computer is so old it runs on steam.