OK, d00ds. I have a really tough question. OK, basically, I was
watching this movie (Hackers, its soooooo fuckin awesome and 1337 and
shit) and 1 wanted to find a gibson or something. SO, I INSTALLED
(sroyy about caps lock) a copy of, linux and 1 guess this nmap think
came with it. so i figured out that you can hack stuff with it and i
was using it to look for a gibson in the os finder thing. anyway, 1
was having a problem with it where 1 cant type in a website and find
out stuff and 1 dont know about this ip tihgn. could you 1337 d00ds
help me out?

In news:9f4d6804.0311051758.608b8ac7@posting.google.c om,
Linux Haxx0r <drewd09@hotmail.com> rambled:

<snip incoherant spiel>

PLONK

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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but, the Rockettes? I mean, it's mostly girls, isn't
it?

On 5 Nov 2003 17:58:17 -0800, Linux Haxx0r <drewd09@hotmail.com> wrote:
> and 1 wanted to find a gibson or something.

<URL:http://www.ebay.com/>

> 1 guess this nmap think came with it. so i figured out that you can
> hack stuff with it

<URL:http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/H/hack.html>

> and 1 dont know about this ip tihgn.

<URL:http://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc791.txt>

Hope that helps.

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On 5 Nov 2003 17:58:17 -0800, Linux Haxx0r <drewd09@hotmail.com> wrote:
> OK, d00ds. I have a really tough question. OK, basically, I was
> watching this movie (Hackers, its soooooo fuckin awesome and 1337 and
> shit) and 1 wanted to find a gibson or something. SO, I INSTALLED
> (sroyy about caps lock) a copy of, linux and 1 guess this nmap think

Let me just say, at the expense of my Original Content Rating....

wow.

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On Wed, Nov 05, 2003 at 05:58:17PM PST, Linux Haxx0r wrote
in article <9f4d6804.0311051758.608b8ac7@posting.google.com >:

> help me out?

can you reword that again.
i don't think that you typed 1337 enough to get our attention.
c'mon, you can do better.


Jurgen.

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Linux Haxx0r wrote:

> OK, d00ds. I have a really tough question.

You wee young kiddie you. Back in my day we had to randomly dial phone
numbers until we chanced upon a massive tick-tack-toe playing
supercomputer. And then there was that time I got sucked into a computer
network and had to ride a little bike around the place (nice thing, but
really needed a better mud flap on the back wheel, the spray was a killer).

Blumf

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On Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:58:17 -0800, Linux Haxx0r wrote:

> OK, d00ds. I have a really tough question. OK, basically, I was
> watching this movie (Hackers, its soooooo fuckin awesome and 1337 and
> shit) and 1 wanted to find a gibson or something. SO, I INSTALLED
> (sroyy about caps lock) a copy of, linux and 1 guess this nmap think
> came with it. so i figured out that you can hack stuff with it and i
> was using it to look for a gibson in the os finder thing. anyway, 1
> was having a problem with it where 1 cant type in a website and find
> out stuff and 1 dont know about this ip tihgn. could you 1337 d00ds
> help me out?

I could help you, I could send a big white matrassed van to our home, with
two white dressed beefcake men inside. These men would then serve you with
a white attractive shirt with small discrete straps on it, with which you
can make your body bend in festive positions. Then they'd take you to a
small cousy matrassed room and feed you all this crazy medicine, THEN you
_might_ live through what they do in Hackers. Or you could just drop dead..

<PLOINK>

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erik@metalab.unc.edu
Sweden

On Thursday 06 Nov 2003 01:58 Linux Haxx0r, drewd09@hotmail.com, wrote:

> could you 1337 d00ds
> help me out?

My pleasure :-)
Stop twiddling the knobs, shake the device vigorously until screen is
clear and start again.
HTH,
--
del 8-)

On Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:58:17 -0800, Linux Haxx0r wrote:

> OK, d00ds. I have a really tough question. OK, basically, I was
> watching this movie (Hackers, its soooooo fuckin awesome and 1337 and
> shit) and 1 wanted to find a gibson or something. SO, I INSTALLED
> (sroyy about caps lock) a copy of, linux and 1 guess this nmap think
> came with it. so i figured out that you can hack stuff with it and i
> was using it to look for a gibson in the os finder thing. anyway, 1
> was having a problem with it where 1 cant type in a website and find
> out stuff and 1 dont know about this ip tihgn. could you 1337 d00ds
> help me out?

D00d!

If you can't stand all this manpage crap and like, docs 'n stuff, you just
have to have ValuHack! It does it all for you! Seriously, all you have to
do is hit the power button and when your corporate XP Pro desktop stops
all that fiddling around, just click on ValuHack. It even prints out your
defense argument so you don't have to pay a st00pid lawyer and I can tell
you it kicks the judge to the curb. Hell a friend of mine in AOL chat
even said one guy has a SysAdmin job ( you know where you get to show off
for all the hawt chiXor secretaries and bust the other d00ds balls makin
'em look lame 'n shit and get paid huge buX0rz ) all waiting for him when
he gets out of the joint. You can find it at www.ValuHack.gov and I hear
Angelina Jolie actually uses it and it even takes advantage of all that
RISK processing and stuff. Get it and you'll know yer 1337.

Kevin M

On Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:58:17 -0800, Linux Haxx0r wrote:

> was having a problem with it where 1 cant type in a website and find out
> stuff and 1 dont know about this ip tihgn. could you 1337 d00ds help me
> out?
>
1- Find a Maypole
2- Run around it backwards 3 times
3- go to www.hackers.com (really!)

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