This is a discussion on Linux won't survive the next year ! ! ! within the Slackware Linux Support forums, part of the Unix Operating Systems category; --> ray wrote: > On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 19:07:48 -0800, Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: > > >>I'm a time traveller ...
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| ray wrote: > On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 19:07:48 -0800, Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: > > >>I'm a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Linux >>won't survive the year 2005.It will be outlawed and banned worldwide >>and Linux users who did not delete it, will be arrested or shot. >> >>Windows will rule the world! > > > > True. It's also true that on June 29th 2005 every MS Windows computer on > the planet will die a cruel unexplained death. So, where will the populace > be then? > It wont matter much. Several minutes prior to this, the US missile defense system, powered by "Microsft Server 2005- Xtreme Edition SP1", will erroneously detonate all armed land-based ICBMs in the US arsenal. |
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| n_n wrote: > It wont matter much. Several minutes prior to this, the US missile > defense system, powered by "Microsft Server 2005- Xtreme Edition SP1", > will erroneously detonate all armed land-based ICBMs in the US arsenal. Triggered by a script kiddie sending an IM to President Bush with an embedded link? |
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| NoSpam wrote: > n_n wrote: >> It wont matter much. Several minutes prior to this, the US missile >> defense system, powered by "Microsft Server 2005- Xtreme Edition SP1", >> will erroneously detonate all armed land-based ICBMs in the US arsenal. > > Triggered by a script kiddie sending an IM to President Bush with an > embedded link? Nahhhh...far more likely to be triggered by two sandal-clad, pony-tailed Yuppie-boys, e-chatting with one another, as they sit in their hometown Starbuck's, sipping over-priced, under-quality FrappuMochaChinoShit. -- Greg Heilers Registered Linux user #328317 - Slackware 10.0 ..... "Democrats have spilled more oratory and convinced less voters than any party I know of, outside the Socialists." "I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!" --- Will Rogers |
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| On Thu, 18 Nov 2004 06:52:01 +0000, Greg Heilers wrote: > NoSpam wrote: > >> n_n wrote: >>> It wont matter much. Several minutes prior to this, the US missile >>> defense system, powered by "Microsft Server 2005- Xtreme Edition SP1", >>> will erroneously detonate all armed land-based ICBMs in the US arsenal. >> >> Triggered by a script kiddie sending an IM to President Bush with an >> embedded link? > > Nahhhh...far more likely to be triggered by two sandal-clad, pony-tailed > Yuppie-boys, e-chatting with one another, as they sit in their hometown > Starbuck's, sipping over-priced, under-quality FrappuMochaChinoShit. What about "incompatabilities" with SP 1? ^-^ meh... |
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| On 2004-11-18, Hans-Marc Olsen <mallet_riveter@yahoo.co.in> wrote: > I'm a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Linux > won't survive the year 2005.It will be outlawed and banned worldwide > and Linux users who did not delete it, will be arrested or shot. > > Windows will rule the world! Take your Thorazine and go back to bed; you've had a nightmare. -- --- SIGSEGV (Segmentation fault) @ 0 (0) --- +++ killed by SIGSEGV +++ |
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| > I'm a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Linux > won't survive the year 2005.It will be outlawed and banned worldwide > and Linux users who did not delete it, will be arrested or shot. > > Windows will rule the world! don't take drugs any more |
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| Keith Keller wrote: > On 2004-11-18, Handover Phist <jason@jason.websterscafe.com> wrote: >> ray blithely blithered >>> >>> True. It's also true that on June 29th 2005 every MS Windows computer on >>> the planet will die a cruel unexplained death. So, where will the >>> populace be then? >> >> compiling 3.14.20? > > 3.14.20?!? More than likely 2.6.87. ;-) > > - That's it. and on a 32Mb 386 as well. |
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| Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: > I'm a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Linux > won't survive the year 2005.It will be outlawed and banned worldwide > and Linux users who did not delete it, will be arrested or shot. > > Windows will rule the world! Your message is about 4-1/2 months premature. |
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| On 2004-11-18, ray <ray@zianet.com> espoused the following: > On Wed, 17 Nov 2004 19:07:48 -0800, Hans-Marc Olsen wrote: > >> I'm a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Linux >> won't survive the year 2005.It will be outlawed and banned worldwide >> and Linux users who did not delete it, will be arrested or shot. >> >> Windows will rule the world! > > > True. It's also true that on June 29th 2005 every MS Windows computer on > the planet will die a cruel unexplained death. So, where will the populace > be then? > Isn't it obvious. Someone is manipulating the time continuum to avoid Omnius and the thinking machines control of Earth and the resulting Butlerian Jihad in which the Earth is totally destroyed. Sheesh, not sure what the confusion is on something this simple. Scott Cole -- Only trust pipesmoking penguins. |
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| -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 _.-In alt.os.linux.slackware, Hans-Marc Olsen wrote the following -._ > I'm a time traveller from the future <snip> > Windows will rule the world! You can trevel in time and you came back to tell us that? You must be very stupid to have wasted your time travel ability on a newsgroup post. If only the present Hans-Marc Olsen could see what a sad person he will become. - -- .-')) asciipr0n.com/fp ('-. | It's a damn poor mind that ' ..- .:" ) ( ":. -.. ' | can only think of one way to ((,,_;'.;' UIN=66618055 ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word. ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._)) | - Andrew Jackson -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.4 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQFBnKvhSJec2PH9pbURAiylAJ4r30OUTFgO/4IX3Lvj5IsNyzbuMACfXDqx 8EvGa2TesPbGsJFijH1JvBQ= =LBYF -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- |