FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

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My God I feel sorry for you. Install Slackware, GAFC, and come back
here. Until then, bugger off!
-- Alan Hicks

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Every so often you will see a post letting people know that an
updated Best of alt.os.linux.slackware Fortune Mod is available
for download. The url is:
<URL:http://fauxascii.com/linux/mod_quotes.html>

This fortune mod is a collection of quotes either seen on AOLS
or by AOLS regulars that were deemed so wise, funny, inflammatory
or any combination of those that they were submitted for inclusion.

Please take the time to follow the guidelines at the URL above
and see to it that there will be a next release, as others have
done to make the past releases possible.

ModQuote_FAQ@dev.null trolled:

> FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
> the YOLD 3171)

> Sample Mod Quote:

> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

> My God I feel sorry for you. Install Slackware, GAFC, and come back
> here. Until then, bugger off!
> -- Alan Hicks

There is nothing clever about this statement. This is just an
attempt to kiss the ass of yet another hated regular. In fact, that
is what your quotes are all about. None of them are really funny.

And I think we can do without the cryptic dates.

cordially, as always,

rm