FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

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A lot of people know nothing about the power of text based apps. Some
people ask me sometimes.. "Why do you read your e-mails on a DOS
program?"
From: Martin Gagnon

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or any combination of those that they were submitted for inclusion.

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ModQuote_FAQ@dev.null trolled:

> A lot of people know nothing about the power of text based apps.
> Some people ask me sometimes.. "Why do you read your e-mails on a
> DOS program?" From: Martin Gagnon

Given that "DOS" is a generic term that includes all Disk Operating
Systems, there is nothing remarkable about this quote, other than it
reveals ignorance on the part of the person who thought it was
significant. If "some people" had asked why he used MSDOS or PCDOS
to read mail while in linux, you would have had someone who made an
honest mistake but nothing remarkable about that either.

Please take your "modquotes" and shove them up your ass.

Modquote! Modquote!

Will somebody please shoot the high-schooler who runs this modquote
business?

cordially, even to little shits,

rm