On alt.os.linux, in <pan.2006.09.20.01.43.01.66755@invalid.lan>,
"Dan C" wrote:

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Dan C
Results 1 - 100 of about 2,710 posts in the last year
1 alt.autos.4x4.chevy-trucks
1 alt.autos.dodge
1 alt.games.quake
1 alt.home.repair
5 alt.os.linux
7 alt.os.linux.mandrake
8 alt.os.linux.mandriva
9 alt.os.linux.slackware
4 alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox
1 alt.test
7 comp.os.linux.misc
1 internetmarketers
1 lhs1985
53 novell.community.chat


alt.os.linux.slackware is his home group, with this, and other
aliases. He removes most of his posts there under this alias
manually from the Usenet Archives.

He must, because I have, in my local cache, over a hundred from
him to that group in the last year.

Assholes like him dominate that group, which is one of the
reasons so few people use Slackware.

> On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:34:51 -0700, Beowulf wrote:
>
>>> You can't read a man page?
>
>> I did the man wget. But this is not like wanting be sure how
>> to use less, or ls, and such. We are talking about downloading
>> a file that takes 16 hours. I need to be sure about usage of
>> wget. Thank you for the friendly help.
>
> You've got to be kidding. You really find it hard to
> understand the usage of wget from reading the man page? It's
> too scary to try on your own?
>
> Who ties your shoe-strings for you in the mornings?

Who ties _yours_ you obnoxious creep?

The vast majority of the man pages are cheat sheets for
people who already understand, and have experience with, the
application/utility in question, and are also familiar with
Linux/Unix conventions and terminology.

That's why we have info pages, which contain the _full_ manual.

And the docs in /usr/share/doc /usr/doc. And the docs in the
sources. And tutorials all over the Web.

Why don't you run along and torture the neighbor's cat, or
whatever else it is you do for fun when you aren't taking cheap
shots at newbies?

Alan

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On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:54:26 +0000, Alan Connor trolled:

> Results 1 - 100 of about 2,710 posts in the last year
> 1 alt.autos.4x4.chevy-trucks
> 1 alt.autos.dodge
> 1 alt.games.quake
> 1 alt.home.repair
> 5 alt.os.linux
> 7 alt.os.linux.mandrake
> 8 alt.os.linux.mandriva
> 9 alt.os.linux.slackware
> 4 alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox
> 1 alt.test
> 7 comp.os.linux.misc
> 1 internetmarketers
> 1 lhs1985
> 53 novell.community.chat

Your search is wrong in some aspects. I have *never* posted anything to a
Novell newsgroup, nor to *chevy-trucks, nor to internetmarketers, nor to
lhs1985 (whatever that is), unless it was a silly crossposted article I
replied to and didn't notice. Keep practicing.

> alt.os.linux.slackware is his home group, with this, and other
> aliases. He removes most of his posts there under this alias
> manually from the Usenet Archives.

What? I don't remove any posts from anywhere, ever.

> He must, because I have, in my local cache, over a hundred from
> him to that group in the last year.

And they would all be found by Google Groups, if you knew how to use it
properly.

> Assholes like him dominate that group, which is one of the reasons so
> few people use Slackware.

The fewer, the better.

<snip>

>> Who ties your shoe-strings for you in the mornings?

> Who ties _yours_ you obnoxious creep?

I do my own, you simpleton whacko.

> The vast majority of the man pages are cheat sheets for people who
> already understand, and have experience with, the application/utility in
> question, and are also familiar with Linux/Unix conventions and
> terminology.

Not the "wget" one. It's so simple, even you could understand it.

> That's why we have info pages, which contain the _full_ manual.

Right.

> And the docs in /usr/share/doc /usr/doc. And the docs in the sources.
> And tutorials all over the Web.

Indeed. Makes you wonder why dipshits like the OP ask the questions they
do (on the Usenet), doesn't it?

> Why don't you run along and torture the neighbor's cat, or whatever else
> it is you do for fun when you aren't taking cheap shots at newbies?

Hush up, boy. Go outside and play with Bigfoot (but watch out for space
aliens and Xena!). If you keep acting like this, Mommy's not going to
allow you to watch PowerRangers on Saturday!

--
"Ubuntu" - an African word meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".

On Wed, 20 Sep 2006, Alan Connor wrote:

Good one Alan, I was wondering who would put that creep in his place.

Ricardo.

> On alt.os.linux, in <pan.2006.09.20.01.43.01.66755@invalid.lan>,
> "Dan C" wrote:
>
> http://groups.google.com/advanced_group_search
> Dan C
> Results 1 - 100 of about 2,710 posts in the last year
> 1 alt.autos.4x4.chevy-trucks
> 1 alt.autos.dodge
> 1 alt.games.quake
> 1 alt.home.repair
> 5 alt.os.linux
> 7 alt.os.linux.mandrake
> 8 alt.os.linux.mandriva
> 9 alt.os.linux.slackware
> 4 alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox
> 1 alt.test
> 7 comp.os.linux.misc
> 1 internetmarketers
> 1 lhs1985
> 53 novell.community.chat
>
>
> alt.os.linux.slackware is his home group, with this, and other
> aliases. He removes most of his posts there under this alias
> manually from the Usenet Archives.
>
> He must, because I have, in my local cache, over a hundred from
> him to that group in the last year.
>
> Assholes like him dominate that group, which is one of the
> reasons so few people use Slackware.
>
> > On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 16:34:51 -0700, Beowulf wrote:
> >
> >>> You can't read a man page?
> >
> >> I did the man wget. But this is not like wanting be sure how
> >> to use less, or ls, and such. We are talking about downloading
> >> a file that takes 16 hours. I need to be sure about usage of
> >> wget. Thank you for the friendly help.
> >
> > You've got to be kidding. You really find it hard to
> > understand the usage of wget from reading the man page? It's
> > too scary to try on your own?
> >
> > Who ties your shoe-strings for you in the mornings?
>
> Who ties _yours_ you obnoxious creep?
>
> The vast majority of the man pages are cheat sheets for
> people who already understand, and have experience with, the
> application/utility in question, and are also familiar with
> Linux/Unix conventions and terminology.
>
> That's why we have info pages, which contain the _full_ manual.
>
> And the docs in /usr/share/doc /usr/doc. And the docs in the
> sources. And tutorials all over the Web.
>
> Why don't you run along and torture the neighbor's cat, or
> whatever else it is you do for fun when you aren't taking cheap
> shots at newbies?
>
> Alan
>
> --
> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/contact.html
> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/cr.html
> http://home.earthlink.net/~alanconnor/publickey.html
>

Ricardo Jose Campo

On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:53:05 +0000, Ricardo J. Campo wrote:

> Good one Alan, I was wondering who would put that creep in his place.

LOL. You must be new to Usenet. AC is Usenet's biggest whacko, which
everyone but you already knows.

Bugger off, dickweed.


--
"Ubuntu" - an African word meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".

On alt.os.linux, in <pan.2006.09.20.13.30.27.130866@invalid.lan>, "Dan C" wrote:

<article not downloaded:
http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

Yeh. Why don't you killfile me like Joe Feise says?

Won't keep me from commenting on your viscious treatment of
newbies or your ignorance, but at least you won't have to make a
fool of yourself twice in a row.

Alan

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On alt.os.linux, in <4511F342.20003@privacy.net>, "Joe Feise"
wrote:

> Dan C wrote on 09/20/06 06:30:
>
>> On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:59:03 +0000, Ricardo J. Campo wrote:
>>
>>> I honestly believe DAN C needs to see a psychologist. Look
>>> Dan C "old man" if you dont like what people ask about in
>>> here then do not reply, I dont believe the community needs
>>> your unhelpful advice, if you have something intelligent and
>>> helpful to write then do so, otherwise just be quiet.
>>
>> Old man? I wasn't giving advice, dumb ass, I was responding
>> to the attack by nutcase AC towards me.
>
>
> Why don't you killfile AC? Much easier, much better for your
> health... Nobody cares what crap AC utters. And newbies who
> don't know about AC, well, they better learn fast or they get
> killfiled as well...

And they'd be missing what?

You and Dan C ought to get married. It's a match made in Hell.

Alan

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<article not downloaded:

Info about "Alan Connor"

Alan "The Usenet Beavis" Connor is a good friend of Bigfoot:
http://tinyurl.com/23r3f

A couple of years ago he was kidnapped and raped by Xena,
the Warrior Princess: http://tinyurl.com/2gjcy

Beavis believes that the MSBlast virus of yesteryear was explicitly
targeting him, for some inexplicable reason: http://tinyurl.com/ifrt

Beavis belongs to a UFO cult: http://tinyurl.com/2hhdx
Beavis's life in a UFO cult: http://tinyurl.com/24jqm
Beavis knows all about network security: http://tinyurl.com/5qqb6
And he's also a search engine expert: http://tinyurl.com/9pjnt

Alan doesn't believe in anyone else's existence ...

Alan accuses practically everyone of being a troll/spammer.
Apparently, Alan is the only real person in the newsgroups in which he posts.

http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/fga.shtml
http://groups.google.com/groups/prof...-MEqh3HQ&hl=en
http://www.pearlgates.net/nanae/kooks/ac/
http://linuxmafia.com/faq/Mail/challenge-response.html
http://www.spamcop.net/fom-serve/cache/329.html#CR
http://www.gatago.com/authors_pgs/13650.html
http://blog.bananasplit.info/?p=84
http://tinyurl.com/ifrt
http://tinyurl.com/3h6a5
http://tinyurl.com/ys6z4

On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:19:11 +0000, Alan Connor wrote:

> <article not downloaded:
> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>

> Yeh. Why don't you killfile me like Joe Feise says?

Because you make me laugh. It's cheap entertainment.

> Won't keep me from commenting on your viscious treatment of
> newbies or your ignorance, but at least you won't have to make a
> fool of yourself twice in a row.

If you don't download the article(s) I write, how would you know anything
about how I treat newbies? How is that possible? Who's making a fool of
themselves?

Oh, and I know that now you won't respond to this post, because that would
*prove* that you *do* download the articles.

You're a transparent fool.

--
"Ubuntu" - an African word meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".

On alt.os.linux, in <pan.2006.09.21.14.11.10.499707@invalid.lan>,
"Dan C" wrote:

> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:19:11 +0000, Alan Connor wrote:
>
>> <article not downloaded:
>> http://slrn.sourceforge.net/docs/README.offline>
>
>> Yeh. Why don't you killfile me like Joe Feise says?
>
> Because you make me laugh. It's cheap entertainment.

That's such an obvious lie.

>
>> Won't keep me from commenting on your viscious treatment of
>> newbies or your ignorance, but at least you won't have to make
>> a fool of yourself twice in a row.
>
> If you don't download the article(s) I write, how would you
> know anything about how I treat newbies? How is that possible?
> Who's making a fool of themselves?
>
> Oh, and I know that now you won't respond to this post, because
> that would *prove* that you *do* download the articles.

It's my newsreader. I download whatever articles I choose, and
I leave whatever articles I choose on the server.

You don't get a say in the matter.

Duh.

>
> You're a transparent fool.

No. I'm just someone who posts things you don't like
and whom you can't bully into changing their ways
or getting off the Usenet.

Like too many of the people on the Usenet, you believe
in free speech for yourself, but not for others.

Isn't that just too bad?

Maybe you ought to hold your breath until you turn blue
in the face?

Meanwhile, keep it up.

I enjoy the sensation of your lips upon my buttocks.

Alan

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Alan Connor <i3x9mdw@j9n35c.invalid> wrote:
>
> I enjoy the sensation of your lips upon my buttocks.
>

Connor, I knew you were a loony tune schizo, but a fag too?

- Kurt