FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

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Think of trolls as poison ivy, just don't scratch and use an anti itch
lotion.
From: No_One

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Every so often you will see a post letting people know that an
updated Best of alt.os.linux.slackware Fortune Mod is available
for download. The url is:
<URL:http://fauxascii.com/linux/mod_quotes.html>

This fortune mod is a collection of quotes either seen on AOLS
or by AOLS regulars that were deemed so wise, funny, inflammatory
or any combination of those that they were submitted for inclusion.

Please take the time to follow the guidelines at the URL above
and see to it that there will be a next release, as others have
done to make the past releases possible.

ModQuote_FAQ@dev.null wrote:
>
> FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
> the YOLD 3171)

WTF is this nonsense? And why do some morons insist on linking all
things computer with fantasy worlds where no computers even exist?
For example, why is there a class of computer users referred to as
"trolls" while the truth is, in the land and time of trolls, there
was no such thing as a computer?

> Sample Mod Quote:

[gratuitous ascii "art" line deleted]

> Think of trolls as poison ivy, just don't scratch and use an anti itch
> lotion.
> From: No_One

[second gratuitous ascii "art" line deleted]

This is pathetic. Why would anyone read this garbage even once, let
alone twice?

> Every so often you will see a post letting people know that an

Every so often? First of all, this is not a FAQ. Second, you bring
this garbage to the attention of everyone about 3 times as often as
the ng's _real_ FAQ. Why?

Aren't you embarrassed at this?

> updated Best of alt.os.linux.slackware Fortune Mod is available
> for download. The url is:

Url deleted, to combat the boredom of all those who are reading this
thread.

Bugger off.

cordially, as always,

rm

rm@biteme.org writes:

> Every so often? First of all, this is not a FAQ. Second, you bring
> this garbage to the attention of everyone about 3 times as often as
> the ng's _real_ FAQ. Why?
>
> Aren't you embarrassed at this?
>
>> updated Best of alt.os.linux.slackware Fortune Mod is available
>> for download. The url is:
>
> Url deleted, to combat the boredom of all those who are reading this
> thread.
>
> Bugger off.

I find the posts amusing as I'm sure do other people. If _you_ don't
like them then score them down or just ignore them.

phil
--
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and
studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might
be extracted for our personal use.

Phil Jackson <spam@place-spam-here.blah> wrote:

> I find the posts amusing as I'm sure do other people. If _you_ don't
> like them then score them down or just ignore them.

We notice that you neatly deleted the sample quote so you wouldn't
go on record as saying it is "amusing." Let us bring that quote
back for you:

>> Sample Mod Quote:

>> Think of trolls as poison ivy, just don't scratch and use an anti itch
>> lotion.
>> From: No_One

Haha. That's really, really funny. If you say so.

And you did.

G'nite Eunice,

cordially, as always,

rm