FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

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he goes right back to his old habits of running people down, whining
about how things should be different, but won't do the first damn
thing to change them.
From: +Alan Hicks+

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ModQuote_FAQ@dev.null wrote:

> FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
> the YOLD 3171)

Um, today is May 24th, 2007, in case anyone is really interested.

> Sample Mod Quote:

What does the "Mod" mean, anyway? And what is FAQ about the
so-called "Mod Quote?"

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> he goes right back to his old habits of running people down, whining
> about how things should be different, but won't do the first damn
> thing to change them.
> From: +Alan Hicks+

This is neither funny, nor enlightening. Oh, but wait, it was
written by the troll known as The Coward Hicks. This means, to the
tiny minds, that it must be quoted because The Coward likes having
Faux_Pseudo lips all over his ass.

[second gratuitous ascii "art" line deleted]

Bugger off. The only Frequently Asked Question about your so-called
"Mod Quotes" is, why would anyone bother?

cordially, as always,

rm

On Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:48:03 GMT, rm@biteme.org wrote:

> Um, today is May 24th, 2007, in case anyone is really interested.

That explains the mood-swings! You're living in the future! Personally,
I would choose to live more than one month into the future, but to each
his own and all that! ;-) Don't feel too badly about it, though; I
often get accused of living in the past ... (perhaps by others that are
living in the same future you're in???)

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Sylvain Robitaille syl@alcor.concordia.ca

Systems and Network analyst Concordia University
Instructional & Information Technology Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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On 2007-04-24, Sylvain Robitaille <syl@alcor.concordia.ca> wrote:
> On Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:48:03 GMT, rm@biteme.org wrote:
>
>> Um, today is May 24th, 2007, in case anyone is really interested.
>
> That explains the mood-swings! You're living in the future! Personally,
> I would choose to live more than one month into the future, but to each
> his own and all that! ;-) Don't feel too badly about it, though; I
> often get accused of living in the past ... (perhaps by others that are
> living in the same future you're in???)

If he could do so, I'm sure he'd live in the far past, say the last time
the Leaves win the Cup.

--keith

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Sylvain Robitaille <syl@alcor.concordia.ca> wrote:
> On Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:48:03 GMT, rm@biteme.org wrote:
>
>> Um, today is May 24th, 2007, in case anyone is really interested.
>
> That explains the mood-swings! You're living in the future! Personally,

Uh, yeah. That's my court date...a little confusing...

cordially, as always,

rm

rm@biteme.org wrote:

> Uh, yeah. That's my court date...a little confusing...

Do you need character witnesses?

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I remember once in August 1993
I was wrong, and I could be wrong again" - Paul Simon

rm@biteme.org wrote:

> Uh, yeah. That's my court date...a little confusing...

If you'd shown up in court today, you could have told the judge you're
just eager to get on with the proceedings!

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Sylvain Robitaille syl@alcor.concordia.ca

Systems and Network analyst Concordia University
Instructional & Information Technology Montreal, Quebec, Canada
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On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:33:07 +0000, rm trolled:

>> That explains the mood-swings! You're living in the future! Personally,

> Uh, yeah. That's my court date...a little confusing...

Is this for the child molestation charge, or the domestic violence?

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On Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:40:06 +0000, ModQuote_FAQ wrote:

> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
>
> he goes right back to his old habits of running people down, whining
> about how things should be different, but won't do the first damn
> thing to change them.
> From: +Alan Hicks+
>
> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

Ummmm..... ANC ?


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